But just remember, the geek community never does anything or says anything racist or homophobic, because we are an enlightened group of super-smart people who see through people’s exterior characteristics and judge them solely on the quality of their mind. Then sling the word “faggot” and “bitch” on the end because it’s hilaaaarious.
via Tom Morris
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General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did….
HelpLine: ”General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?”
Customer: ”I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened!”
HelpLine: ”Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?”
Customer: ”What’s an ignition?”
HelpLine:“It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”
Customer: ”Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all these technical terms just to use my car?
HelpLine: ”General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?”
Customer: ”My car ran fine for a week and now it won’t go anywhere!”
HelpLine: ”Is the gas tank empty?”
Customer: ”Huh? How do I know?”
HelpLine: ”There’s a little gauge on the front panel with a needle and markings from ‘E’ to ‘F’. Where is the needle pointing?”
Customer: ”It’s pointing to ‘E’. What does that mean?”
HelpLine: ”It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself or pay the vendor to install it for you.”
Customer: ”What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!”
HelpLine: ”General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?”
Customer: ”Your cars suck!”
HelpLine: ”What’s wrong?”
Customer: ”It crashed, that’s what’s wrong!”
HelpLine: ”What were you doing?”
Customer: ”I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while and then it crashed and it won’t start now!”
HelpLine: ”It’s your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?”
Customer: ”I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn’t crash any more!”
HelpLine: ” General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?”
Customer: ”Hi, I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.”
HelpLine: ”Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?”
Customer: ”How do I work it?”
HelpLine: ”Do you know how to drive?”
Customer: ”Do I know how to what?”
HelpLine: ”Do you know how to drive?”
Customer: ”I’m not a technical person. I just want to go places in my car!”
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
The Flatiron Building rising from the shadows. New York City.
Out of the shadows, the city rises proudly into the sunlight that casts its glow on the structures borne out of the aspirations and hopes of urban dreamers.
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Very interesting discussion involving the longing for “the” epiphany.
“El halcón se posa sobre la rama del desierto”, de Kristoff Papanicolopolus
Dos Estudiantes Belgas se reunen una mañana de Sábado en una habitación en Venecia para discutir el futuro de un tríangulo no resuelto. Durante la conversación, que se desenvuelve entre sorbos de café turco, se debaten temas en un horizonte que se equilibra entre lo cotidiano y lo profundo, dejando entrever la denuncia que hace el director de los eventos de la matanza serbia y la crisis económica europea del siglo XXI, así como el cansancio moral e indiferencia de la época.
Ganadora de la Lagrima de Plata de Islandia. 2007.
